Found this clip on
Tracey san's post. Thank you for sharing. I loved it.
Dienoji Ohtani san talks about Arashi based on his experiences from HnA filming, and much beyond.
His analysis very acculate and funny at the same time a little chilly for dreamers.
I rushed transcribing because I highly recomend this clip (笑) and wish many of you to see it.
So please do use your imagination to make up my poor translation.
Thank you again Tracey for guiding us to it.
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(Don’t they call
everybody by “~kun”, in Johnny’s?)
That’s the Johnny’s
rule. I as a Yoshimoto-geinin would like to draw a line.
As a member, I’d like
to call them by Mr.
(As a member?!)
As a member of Arashi
myself.
(sneer)
<0:30>
I’ve always liked Mr.
Ninomiya.
Ninomiya-san was great
in the old movie called Ao no something.
This guy is weird,
there’s something about him.
I said talked about it
on my radio program at that time, and received many telltale mails,
about how strange that
guy was.
For instance he was
picking his nose behind Tamori-san on Music Station.
He’s doing it on
purpose knowing he is an idol.
As us comedians, idol
is a collaborated fabrication.
Does it matter as long
as it is exciting? Whether it is real or fake.
The atmosphere is
collaborated by the audience and us, so it is a collaborated fabrication.
Idol is alright to be
nothing but fake.
I used to think it was
cool to reveal the lie.
But that was immature.
So what it is a lie.
As long as that atmosphere, is real.
<2:40>
Mr. Ninomiya was on
Jonetsu Tairiku. There he said, “Idols are great. They can totally read the
atmosphere. They understand what is asked of them in a second.”
How enlightened.
Compared to Mr. Ninomiya what was I? Not at all understanding.
Until then, just
playing pretence was the history of Johnny’s, but Arashi along with Nino are
knowingly acting as they do what would be funny.
<3:10>
I was on Himitsu no
Arashichan as a ghost story teller.
Leader is a man of a
super degree. Emotionless like Warsman
He does not get upset
at all.
We scared the pants
off them, but he wouldn’t get scared.
We tried to scare him
with ghosts and spirits but we couldn’t shake him.
Then the drama he is
starring is Maou, isn’t that something. Surely we can’t scare him with ghosts
and spirits, he’s the one who controls them.
The balance is
amazing.
I spoke a lot with
Arashi fans. There’s the prince now you know. Mr. Matsujun.
By the way, guys in
the audience may be getting bored but I want you guys to pay attention too.
Arashi is really great, their albums and such.
Mr. Matsujun knows
what’s going on. Mr. Matsujun used to be, as a Jr., a baka-chara.
He was doing the part
Mr. Aiba is taking currently.
(Snicker)
I want to talk about
Mr. Aiba too. This is going to be a long lecture. However, Mr. Matsujun is the
prince now.
I heard Mr. Matsujun
comes in one hour earlier than the rest of them.
He needs to bring his
character up before the take.
He knows what he is
expected of. Because he knows his position, he completes his role as is.
<5:00>
During their Jr. time,
Mr. Sakurai was assuming Mr. Matsujun’s position. But Mr. Sakurai is sugoi you
know. His parent went to Tokyo University or something. He’s brilliant. So, he
brought his position up to where he is. But I think he did it under the
influence of Mr.Ninomiya. Everyone was influenced by Mr. Ninomiya.
Finally the leader who
is like Warsman I mentioned before.
There were no such
leaders previously. Leaders are usually like Tokio’s Matsuoka kun. (With a
pompadour on his head) Yeah. Leaders are like that. Like a little silly and capricious
but everyone counts on him.
Not so. That one is
not so at all.
He is like
undisturbed. He is extraordinary like that. But he has his own world. And
he watches over the others from one step behind.
(Those are the
dispositions of the leaders. That must be why he became the leader isn’t that?)
No but there are not
too many leaders like that in Japan. They usually walk ahead.
What is great about
SMAP is that the leader used to be a Yankee (delinquent youths). Yankee has a
constant marketing share. It’s a huge Japanese culture. Where there is a Yankee
it sells well.
<6:40>
But Arashi doesn’t
have a Yankee.
According to my study…
(What? Is this a thesis presentation?)
A monster group like
SMAP was made possible by the innocent character, Katori-kun.
V6 looked like they
could make it but they didn’t have one.
<7:15>
Arashi has Aiba-kun.
(Don’t you mean Mr.
Aiba?)
No, he is more of a
comedian.
He is innocent.
With that ghost thing
he reacted better than comedians.
Is it today? I’m on their
show two weeks in a row.
This week’s was a
costly production. There’s going to be zombies chasing after them at the end,
coming out of a pond. It took a whole day to prepare. It was like a movie
filming.
<8:20>
Aiba-kun’s reaction was
really great. His “Gya~~” would score perfect as a comedian.
He was shouting like
“Honto Yada!” then the stray dogs started to howl outside.
He is innocent. He
easily cries and laughs.
(They all have totally
different characters then.)
Yeah, but if you think
about it, it can be taken as they are making them up. You know?
They all know what
they are asked of and are composing their characters maybe.
<9:05>
It’s a beautiful pentagon. Perfectly balanced. So you get drawn to them.
Their concert is great
too. They know what people want.
The five of them usually
seem cool but not in their live concerts. They’d instigate the crowds like “Is
that all you’ve got?”
They choose the best
words for the time and space.
(So they know what people
want)
Yes. So you can learn
so much from them.
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